in chronological order {because i'm cool like that}-
this morning i put my right contact in and guess what?? there was a tiny little rip in it. so i decided to change them both. only guess what?? the left eye of the new one i put in was retarded. but it only started being dumb when i got to the photo lab. And trying to enlarge prints while blind is definitely not an ideal situation. so, when your eye hurts, what do you do?? you rub it. bad idea number 2 of the day. why? Because when you have photo developing chemicals on your hands it creates a burning sensation in your eye. so then i went to the bath room and chucked water into it. so at this point my right eye had make up and my left had running mascara. to say the very least i looked like a babe. It's how i get the normal guys. so i came home and took my contacts out and put my glasses on.
then betsy and i watched "You've got mail." and i fell asleep in the little chair in a super weird position. {not that there is a normal way to sleep in said chair....}. so i woke up and my neck hurt. But it is really just fine now.
and then!!!!! the girls of P4 got a son!!!!! Dexter is his name, or sexy Dexy for short {or... i guess for long} we became mothers at petco. he is pretty cute if you ask me {he's a hamster}. But i don't like to hold him. Because he pooped all over Ash and Betsy. I am just his godmother. Because that's cooler anyways.
Tonight at the institute dance we were trying to avoid "Relyk" the creeper. We were doing SO good and then out of nowhere he creeped on Betsy. poor girl. Then after he says, "you act as if we're strangers!" and i reply with a completely non sarcastic remark like, "I wish we were though." and he took it as a joke. This was not a joke. But, what ever toots his horn. and then we slyly ditched him and then were on our way out and he decided to be creepy again and insisted on giving us a ride home after covering Betsy's eyes saying "Guess who." geez. Thank heavens he didn't insist on coming in!
well i am headed to Brigham for the night. i wish i had time to post pictures of my handsome god son but i don't. i will do that tomorrow or sunday.
some of the best quotes of the day-
"do you think we could make hamburger helper without the hamburger?"
"the best part of this microwave is that we can't get breast cancer from it!"
"i think the Hamster just flipped me off!"
"we need to teach him it's bad manners to poop on other people."
"i went rock climbing today! with real rocks! like the mountain kind!"
"we can't name him "flow"!! that's a fish name!"
it was "A-Day" today. Which means it's true aggie night. which means you can kiss on the "A" and not even have to kiss someone who's already a true aggie. And i missed it. It's fine, i had no one i wanted to kiss anyways.
Especially after the big revelation of the day that i am definitely not mentioning. sigh.
don't even worry though, tomorrow i'm shooting my 4th wedding!
night homeboys. and homegirls too.
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